Dude, that is Old

I overheard William (11) and his friend Aiden (9) talking today about being big brothers.

William: “Dude, when my little brother or sister is 5, and your little brother is 6 or 7, we are going to be like 17, we will be old.”

Aiden: “I know.”

William: “One day I am going to call you up and ask you what you are doing and you are going to say, “Man, I’m babysitting. What are you doing?” and I am going to be like, “yeah, me too, I am babysitting, because we are old, so our parents will ask us to babysit and stuff.”

Aiden: “yeah, I know my mom will tell me to babysit all the time.”

William: “yeah, so we will be talking on the phone, and I will just say let’s take these kids to the park, and we will sit on a bench and talk, because we are going to be 17 and old. We will watch them play.”

Aiden: “Dude, that is old.

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